Royz Stuff

2018 Stuff


Christmas for Non-Christians

I wrote and recorded this song on Christmas Eve, 2018.

Lyrics

It’s the Christmas time of year

The house is full of cheer

We dress ourselves

Like little elves

And drink a lotta beer

 

We’re gathered ‘round the tree

Grandma’s on her knees

She drinks eggnog

Like a drunken sod

But swears it’s only tea

 

Christmas, Christmas wudduya gonna do?

Christmas, Christmas gotta get in the mood

Christmas, Christmas I don’t know how to

Do you?

 

Santa’s coming soon

I look around the room

Grandma’s mottled

Amongst beer bottles

Gotta go dust my broom

 

Christmas, Christmas wudduya gonna do?

Christmas, Christmas gotta get in the mood

Christmas, Christmas I don’t know how to

Do you?

 

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Roy and Jay at the Tharp Coffee House

2018-10-27

Kubi, Come With Me, Key To The Highway, Now

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Reach

2018-10-08

Written and performed by me


Come With Me

2018-08-17

Written and performed by me


Now

2018-07-06

Written and performed by me


Roy and Jay at the Tharp Coffee House

2018-04-14

Richmond, My Dog and Can't Find My Way Home

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